Caption contest!

Welcome to the first "More Tea, Vicar?" caption-guessing contest!
The rules are simple:
1. Write a caption for the attached photo by clicking the Comment button below the image
2. You may enter as many times as you would like
3. Open to all Australian and UK residents.
4. Rude entries will be censored and/or deleted at our discretion

The winning entry (as determined by us, of course) will win a pack of English smarties complete with tube packaging.

An additional prize of of a Mars Bar—currently known in England as a special edition (World Cup) "Believe" Bar will be awarded to any entry that can correctly identify the passage of scripture Cameron was teaching when using these props. Hint:
(a) it was to young children (b) New Testament (c) David M, you are NOT eligible to submit an entry to the additional Mars Bar game because you were there.

Good luck!

Winning entries will be selected on Friday 26 May, 2006 and names will not be published anywhere apart from this blog.
Prizes not transferable and discussion will not be entered into once prizes have been allocated. The judges decision is final.