2 get frostbite in Devon

Friday 3 March, 2006
Dear Diary,
Today I felt cold. Actually, very cold. To be honest I couldn't feel anything I was that cold.
Who'd have thought that a beautiful Devon farmhouse could mimic Artic weather conditions so effectively? I never knew that my hands could go THAT colour blue, and that a fully grown woman could forgo personal dignity and wear 4 pairs of trousers all at once (not me, I might add-someone even colder than I).

But Diary, how wonderful!

PS Man in giant snowpea/mangetout outfit consistenty claimed he wasn't cold. Evidence suggests otherwise.